Spiff Wuz Here

So… I was managing a fast food restaurant in southern California (unnamed for legal reasons) one fine sunny day. When it got really busy I noticed that the two young hot employees I usually depend on were missing in action from the front line I went searching for them and low and behold guess where I found them. You got it, naked, having sex in the walk in refrigerator! Well to their surprise this kind of thing doesn’t faze me so I just let out a good old “get back to work monkeys”! Later on the dude says to me, “now that you have seen my girlfriend naked, how about a raise”, roflmao… the answer is no.

A few years ago I had just stepped out of the shower when my doorbell rang on my apartment. I ran to the door and there was no one there when I looked through the peephole so I opened the door and found that the Ups dude had left me a rather large box. I brought it inside and opened it quickly. Well, apparently it was my birthday and Tracy had sent me a brand new shotgun! I was so very pleased by this that I took it out of the wrapping it came in and started to dance around my apartment with it. Well…, if you remember, I had just came from the shower and I was completely naked dancing around my apartment with a shotgun in my hands on the third floor with the blinds to my sliding glass door wide open! Obviously, when I realized I was being watched by others outside I made a dash for the other room but I will never forget the joy of receiving such a wonderful gift! Thanx Tracy!

I have a friend named Tracy; he is hilarious and will always do things his way! Well, a few years ago we went to Vegas, with his pregnant wife (6 months) in the car, with the intentions of getting her to the doctor offices in Bullhead city for her scheduled check up. We had a grand ole time playing games of chance and totally forgot about the time difference from Arizona to Nevada! Whoo Hoo, once this mistake was realized we jumped in the car and drove like bats from hell down a single lane highway to Bullhead! We were doing about 120, passing tons of semis going in the other direction but our side was totally clear all the way across the desert floor. Well at some point some dipshit in a pickup decided he was going to pass a semi coming in our direction, to his dismay we were closing fast and he had nowhere to go so Tracy, without missing a beat, slides onto the shoulder and whizzes right past the dumbass! This was hilarious because as soon as we passed him Tracy says “Did you see the whites of that guys eyes, cause he is gonna have to pull over and wipe himself because he just had a shitgasm!” We cried from laughter all the way to the doctor’s office. Of course they closed three minutes before we got there but that day will be with me forever!

From this point forward I am going to use this blog as my personal story page! I have accumulated many experiences that should delight one and all from my many years on this planet!

Let’s start with –

Have you ever wondered why there are road signs in the middle of the highway that state “Stay of Median”? Well wonder no more! Years ago I was in the military and several of us decided to go to Denver to go clubbing. We did. When it got late we headed back to Colorado Springs and everything was just fine, until we all fell asleep in the car, it was a comfy car, drove like a big old smooth sailing boat! Well at some point the ride got a little bumpy and we slowly came out of our slumber just in time to swerve back onto the roadway right in front of one of those signs! Now, you can imagine the hilarity that ensued after almost crushing one of the very items that was there to remind us we shouldn’t be doing that!

Today was a wonderful day!

I received an email from a fan and that was cool!

I am looking forward to more interaction and I will talk to you soon!

Spiff